Who The Hill Is Looking Out For...

From the Associated Press wire, as of 1:30 today:

House starts voting on $700B bailout bill

(AP) — The House has started a roll call vote on historic legislation providing $700 billion in government money to bring stability to reeling financial markets.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi called it a vote for "Mr. and Mrs. Jones on Main Street."

My wife and I talked it over, and we've decided to accept their offer.